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« on: July 18, 2011, 04:55:28 PM »

I live in a hilly area with lot's of ski resorts and hills. I was driving down the other side of the mountain today and ahead of me I could see something running down the road. I thought, is that a deer? As I got closer I thought....what the heck is that? I finally got close enough to realize it was a grocery store shopping cart...travelling downhill in the wrong lane. I slowed down thinking...well...I can't pass it....and...what if somebody else comes up the hill? So I slowed down and stayed just behind it. Slowed down meaning, this thing is going down the hill at 40 miles an hour. It was hilarious...yes, even at that speed one wheel was all wanky and flopping violently back and forth...so no different that at the grocery store. Now, I was in the country, there are no grocery stores within 10 miles of where I was...so I thought....maybe somebody uses it to bring their garbage to the roadside and it got away on them? Maybe some kids I didn't notice having a laugh at my expense?  ANyway, it looked like it had seen better days...it was all bent out of shape, but it was keeping a nice straight line down the hill...even with only 3 wheels touching the ground. I stayed with it for at least 1/4 mile when I noticed a pickup truck on my side of the road...full of stuff....chairs, tables..etc etc. At the same time, the cart finally caught the gravel edge and wiped out into the ditch. As I passed the pickup truck, I realized that somewhere up the hill, the cart had fallen out the back. What were the chances it ended up on it's wheels? A million to one maybe? I looked in my rear view mirror and saw the truck make a U turn and go after it. If I had a camera phone at least, I'm pretty sure that video would have gone viral on Youtube.  crazy laughing
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« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2011, 06:11:00 PM »

What size motor did that cart have?  laughing laughing
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« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2011, 08:58:57 PM »

whew...a shoping cart. i'm glad you ended up with that sighting. because as the description started out (and in very well defined detail by the way) i was sure you were going to say you spotted a sasquatch.

glad no one got hurt. but you just have a camera in the event a bigfoot comes waddling your way.
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« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2011, 11:00:38 PM »

Hilarious.  Great story.  Actually makes for a great topic.  If you wouldn't have titled it the way you did it wouldn't have occurred to me.
I tried to think of a I-Wish-I-Had-A-Camera story.

First two that came to mind. 

At a gig I saw a tall college kid dancing with a beer in his hand.  Nothing unusual.  Then he somehow got his finger stuck in the bottle.  He kept dancing but seemed a little concerned about getting his finger out.  Then there was a more serious attempt to get the finger out.  Eventually panic set in as he was struggling to get his finger out of the bottle...but he kept dancing!  I need to act that one out to really see what I saw, but I was just in hysterics as the whole thing played itself out.

Second one:  It was a cool bar fight that was like a cartoon fight with arms and legs sticking out and whirled around the bar with various customers leaving and joining the fight at various intervals until it spilled out the door.  Of course the two who started it ended up sitting together having a beer together and watched the fracas.  (No one was even close to hurt, but it was something for me to watch as we played.)  The name of the bar?  The Lumberjack Inn.

I wish I had a camera.
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« Reply #4 on: July 31, 2011, 09:03:14 AM »

Hehe...I was tiling a shower yesterday...it is only 3'x 3' and I was tring to mark the spout opening using a sharpie pen. Trouble is I tried to pull the cap off with my teeth while holding the tile in place. The cap pulled off unexpectedly and I now have a black line from the corner of my mouth right to my ear. smileys7

The good news is, I've been cast as the new Bond villian.  laughing
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« Reply #5 on: July 31, 2011, 09:14:51 AM »

Hahahahaha......tiling your new secret deserted island lair?
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